THE PHOBIA SONG (Natalie Nan & Company)

All:
"Hey, Natty Nan. How did the movie end?

Natalie Nan:
I'm so scared I'm scared
They showed the most horrible thing on the screen
A maniac, under a curse
Its voice cracked, it had acne
Or something worse
It had boobs which bounced on the floor
It barfed on everything it saw
Dripping red all down its leg while
I ran screaming up the aisle
I can't move I can't move
I'll never move again I'm paralysed for life
(OH YEAH!)
Gotta move gotta keep on the move
I'm a moving target for a sniper and his rifle
For a psycho and his knife
(OH YEAH)
Oh a plane is gonna land on my head
Oh someday somehow I'm gonna be dead
(OH YEAH)
If I die I will die of fright first
Cause everything scares me
Everything's scary

There's a stingray in the toilet
So I cannot sit down
There's a strangler in the closet
So I must not make a sound
There are hands'll grab my ankles
"Less I jump rigt into bed
And there's fishes bite my legs
As the covers close over my head

I bet I'll die before I wake
I'll choke on the smoke
I'll perish in the quake
For indoors and outdoors, polluting the air
Danger is everywhere

There's a bomb in the mailbox, When the flag is up
There's a cancer in my sandwich
Antd there's VD in my cup
There's a kidnapper hiding at the top of the stairs
There's a devil inside me saying "See that open window?"
"Jump! Jump! don't be scared"
I bet I'll die before I wake
I'll choke on the smoke
I'll be swept away by the tidal wave
For indoors and outdoors, polluting the air
Danger is everywhere